I am the Walrus! I am the Walrus! I am the Walrus--COO-COO CACHOO!! The chicken men are exploding! Hooc-chaka-chaka hooka-chaka-chaka! AAAAAAOOOOOOOGGGAAAAA!!!!!AAAAOOOOOOGGGAAAA!!!!Dive,dive,dive! Battle stations Battle stations!! Beat up the evil clowns!!! OOO-OOO-EEE-EEE-AAA-AAA!!MONKEYYSANDAPESANDLEMURS--Yay!!! Old McStupid had a pop goes the bozo! Bye-Bye stinky chicken pie guy,drove my pig to rig, but the pig was--made into bacon!!! Top of the world,monkey! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the flying stinky-rumped pigs! Somebody STOP me! I'm not an idiot,I'm just a raving lunatic. Bock Bock the Great has come to teach pigs and chickens to fly. The benevolent Bock Bock will allow pigs and flightless birds to realize there dreams of soaring though the sky. Chickenbutts are on the attack, but toilets are coming to eat them!!! My grandma spontaneously combusts daily!!! Man the stupid guns, the flying pigs are picking their noses!!! The chickens are taking over the world!!! Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Pooperman!!! Deranged Walruses are more powerful than Evil Clowns!!! Monkeyman and Bock Bock must defeat the Evil Clown Master!!! Yugioh should be Yugino!!! He's in training to be a buttmunch!! Honk the farts and dance in poop!!! Feel the turd squishing between your toes!!! Eeeps! Blah! I can't use this as a custom signature; it's too stupid! Scientists have discovered that if cigarrettes are filled with nothing but poop, they are 100% safe. Jumping Jehosephats are bonking weasels. This looks like a job for.... Pooperman! *singing* WEEEEEEELL, I'm a monkey Chips Ahoy and I'm alright. Packed with chocolate, I'm outta sight! I'm a monkey chips Ahoy, I'm a chocolate joy! M-m-m-monkey chips ahoy! *still singing* I am the Bean-man! I am the Bean-man! I am the Bean-man! The bean that walks like a man! I had a dream I was leading the Chicken-people to battle. When I woke up, I found out that it was true. Don't stop me now, I'm on a....talking Pizza stick! Blah! King Choopybutt has no butt! Then how does he sit down, fart, and poop? It comes out his--don't even think about it! Doh! Too late; I thought about it. Oh, yeah! I just beat the attack of the poop-eaters! WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I am a weirdo! Mario is actually a butt-munch in disguise!!!! YAHHHHHHHOOOO!!!! Good triumphs over evil, but giant meteors triumph over everthing. Yay, rump roast!! Does eating butts make you a buttmunch? EVIL PIGGIES ARE NO MATCH FOR GOOD PIGGIES!!! BOOGA!!!! BLARD!!! I AM A GRRR thing!!!!!! WHEE! Fun! kick some serious booty!!! CCOOCOO CLOWN BOETS fly on weasel energy!!!! Baka!

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